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Jack Coveney: Carl, this is NOT the first time my site has gone down Jack Coveney: I paid for 99.9% up time

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Jack Coveney: Carl; Globat are the MOST sorriest, useless web hosts I've EVER had the misfortune to hire. Please email me when things are back to the normal bad service.Carl: I will inform you the status of the server.

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Jack Coveney: Carl, I'm losing money because of your company's inability to stay within contract agreements

Carl: The server has been fixed.

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Jack Coveney: No, it's not. At least from the UKJack Coveney: The load time is 4 minutes per window

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Jack Coveney: The WHOLE site now shows 404

Jack Coveney: Hello... you may help me by replying to my increasingly desperate messages

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Jack Coveney: Carl; I'm getting the site now, but it's still taking 4+ minutes to loadCarl: I'm escalating it to our Tier 2 tech

Jack Coveney: What does that mean?Carl: One moment please, I will get back to you shortly.

Carl: Thank you for your patience. I'll be with you in just a moment.

Carl: I apologize for the delay. It is taking me longer than expected to obtain the information. Please bear with me for few more minutes. Thank you for your patience.

Jack Coveney: Carl; patience??? I'm incandescent with outrage. I want to know how this has happened, what the chances it will happen again and finally... when my web site will load in a respectable time. It's NOT much to ask.

Carl: Thank you for your patience. I'll be with you in just a moment.

Jack Coveney: Patience... ???

Jack Coveney: I don't think you've read the last few messages

Carl: I suggests you wait for couple of hours and check for an update if you still having problems with your site.

Carl: Our Senior Technicians are working on it and it being fixed already.

Jack Coveney: No, I suggest YOUR company provides the level of service advertised.

Jack Coveney: This transcript will be published. Globat has failed on a number of occasions to provide even basic web hosting. Carl: I apologize for the delay. It is taking me longer than expected to obtain the information. Please bear with me for few more minutes. Thank you for your patience.

Jack Coveney: This problem with load speeds and 404 errors has been on-going for the last two weeks. I've BEEN patienceCarl: One moment please, I will get back to you shortly. Carl: I really apologize for the inconvience. Our SysAdmins are working on the server to provide have your site back up in normal speed.

Jack Coveney: How has this happened. What is the likely chances of the same error occurring again?

Jack Coveney: My livelyhood relies on "up-time". Globat are the worst web site hosts I've ever had the misfortune to hire.Carl: Thank you for your patience. I'll be with you in just a moment.

Jack Coveney: Carl... you are full of it

Jack Coveney: http://www.articlefriendly.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=3467#p3467

Jack Coveney: Carl... are you still online?Carl: I apologize for the delay. It is taking me longer than expected to obtain the information. Please bear with me for few more minutes. Thank you for your patience.

Jack Coveney: Nothing, such a sorry state. Web hosting services MUST provide a minimum level of service. Globat have failed on a number od occasions.Carl: Yes. I have escalated your concern to our Senior Technicians and we're working on it.

Jack Coveney: There's a "duty of care" issue. I placed MY trust with your company in the belief that I would receive a certain level of service. Your company has FAILED to deliver.

Jack Coveney: I'm getting 404 errors AGAIN.Carl: One moment please, I will get back to you shortly.
Jack Coveney: Carl... are you a real person? If so, PLEASE sort this mess out ASAPCarl: I apologize for the delay. It is taking me longer than expected to obtain the information. Please bear with me for few more minutes. Thank you for your patience.

Jack Coveney: Ah, Carl... seen this message before
Jack Coveney: Carl, if you're a real person return this message symbol {_}]

Carl: Jack, I'm sorry the server might be busy that is why your site is not showing up normally. Our System Admins are currently fixing the server. Please check again in couple of hours.

Jack Coveney: Just NOT good enoughCarl: We are working on it, Jack.
Jack Coveney: Ok, I'm losing money ALL THE TIME
Jack Coveney: Paying YOUR company ALL THE TIME
Jack Coveney: Where's the UP in this situation?

Carl: There is no exact timeframe given to us yet. It should be up in a couple of hours.

Jack Coveney: Well, Carl (if you are a real person) there's not much more I can do. Except to say, "In my experience, Globat are the most dismal web hosting service on the Internet bar NONE."
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Voted The Strangest Article EVER Posted to LPR

All the LPR editors and article approvers got together on Saturday night to celebrate our 700th author sign-up. Big steaks, lots of wine and tall (article) tales!

Sometimes, an article slips through the strict editing process and an element of disbelief sets in.

The article below has been voted "The Most Useless, Pointless and Rubbish Article EVER Posted to LPR".

Pax Neo-Tech And Nouveau-Tech

Neo-Tech Publishing is a 35+ year writing company integrating philosophy, objectivism, business, and love. The Nouveau-Tech Society is a semi-secretive group emerging out of Neo-Tech correlating with the release of a massive writing project called Pax Neo-Tech.

Nouveau Tech is a major arm of Neo-Tech's mission to rid earth of mysticism and bring about the rise of a super-society, a world of super rapidly advancing new technology (Neo-Tech).

The Nouveau Tech Society has emerged out of the marketing tactics of Neo-Tech Publishing as a secretive society of power, romance, wealth and health.

While monitoring the day-by-day edits that Frank R Wallace published on www.neo-tech.com as they happened, I watched the developments right up until his death. For 5 years I watched digital-dot by digital-dot every edit that Wallace made public.

I used services like Google Alerts to tell me precisely where and when changes throughout www.neo-tech.com happened.

I noticed the styles of writing change into the style of Pax Neo-Tech. I saw the exact additions, amendments, edits, revisions and deletions that Wallace made for Pax Neo-Tech. The layers of integrations added.

That helped me to understand the process and development of the Neo-Think mentality and matrix that Wallace was cultivating via this strange batch of documents labeled Pax Neo-Tech.

Here is one example of one of the newest edits that were made to Pax Neo-Tech.

Exhibit 1 from my Google Alert 30 Jul 05.

"As attuned readers proceed through Pax Neo-Tech, their accurate predictions yield ever-increasing power and profits.

Such readers learn to think honestly, widely, independently.

They learn to think beyond biases, opinions, and faiths. They learn to neothink..." - Frank R Wallace, Pax Neo-Tech

That paragraph was edited into the following in my Google Alert 27 Dec '05. Just 2 months before Wallace's death. (compare it with above).

Exhibit 2

"As attuned readers proceed through Pax Neo-Tech, their expanding insights and understandings yield ever-increasing advantages -- Illuminati advantages of limitless power and profits.

Such readers learn to focus on essentials while simultaneously thinking honestly, widely, and independently.

They learn to think beyond biases, opinions, and faiths. They learn to neothink..." - Frank R Wallace, Pax Neo-Tech

"Focusing On Essentials Whilst Removing Anticiv Boundaries Delivers Limitless Neo-Think Power"

Pax Neo-Tech has been taken down from public access now; I'm hoping to get my hands on a copy of the later chapters of Pax Neo-Tech later this year.

Pax Neo-Tech was the publicly edited matrix that Frank R Wallace was working on at the time of his fatal traffic accident during his daily morning jog.

This new work explored modern day events whilst adding universally permanent insights about the nature of man's evolution and ascension into modern technological man. In places Pax Neo-Tech is an easy read, in others it's difficult, and sometimes entertaining, and sometimes stomach churning. I don't claim to understand it all, and I look forward to the day when I can plum it fully for all its life advantages.

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