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War Cost More... a LOT More

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Written by Jack C Tickler

The costs of military operations in Afghanistan and Iraq DURING 2008 are
likely to almost double to £3.3bn.

Armed Forces Minister Bob Ainsworth told the BBC: "The threat
changes... We have to stay ahead of the enemy as much as we can and that's not
cheap."

Liberal Democrat defence spokesman Nick Harvey said: "This clearly
shows how the Iraq war is continuing

to bleed our finances dry, leaving soldiers in Afghanistan overstretched and
under-equipped."

Yet More Money "Down the Crapper" - An American BILLION is 1
THOUSAND MILLION - A British BILLION

is 1 MILLION, MILLION... I wonder which BILLION the BBC is reporting?

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Knights of Malta, 1523-1798

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Written by Jack C Tickler

The Project Gutenberg EBook of Knights of Malta, 1523-1798, by R. Cohen

This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with

almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or

re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included

with this eBook or online at http://www.gutenberg.net/

Title: Knights of Malta, 1523-1798

Author: R. Cohen

KNIGHTS OF MALTA

1523-1798

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Bullied by Moronic Joomla "Experts"

A Solution for Developing Joomla Templates Using Microsoft FrontPage
Written by Jack
The Reason Why - I Don't Like Being Bullied by Moronic Joomla "Experts"


A couple of weeks ago I posted a question to one of the many Joomla help forums:"Is it possible to develop Joomla templates using Microsoft FrontPage as the main WYSIWYG editor?
Does anyone have any helpful tips or suggestions to help with this project?"



Well, to my dismay I was bombarded with "flame" after "flame" replies in the forum. It seems there's a lot of Joomla designers out there who absolutely HATE the idea of Microsoft, Microsoft FrontPage, HTML table code and (in there esteemed, unenlightened opinion) ANYONE stupid enough to consider building a Joomla template using ANY Microsoft product.



I replied to first person's vile response by explaining that I have been using FP for over twelve years. I know it has limitations and faults. However, it was one of the first programs that allowed web developers to actually see what the web page under development actually looks like while data was being inputted. This speeded up the whole development process and probably aided the growth of the Internet as a whole.



FrontPage was designed to interact with all of the Microsoft Office Programs and that probably accounts for many of the perceived bugs user often come up against.



This (reasonable and polite) comment was met with absolute derision and outright hostility by many of the forum members. Not only did the forum replies become far more abusive, someone also did a bit of research and found my email address. They then began an email spam campaign of such intensity that I had to close the email account down.



So be warned; so called "Joomla Support Forums" can be dangerous places to ask innocent questions about FrontPage, unless you intend to trash the software and anyone using it.



OK... This is MY RESPONSE


The V sign, when the palm is facing toward the person giving the sign, has long been an insulting gesture in England and later in the rest of the United Kingdom, as well as in Ireland and parts of France. It is frequently used to signify defiance (especially to authority), contempt or derision and is often accompanied by the phrase 'fuck off'.


Project: Joomla Template Build Using FrontPage and Other Software


Introduction
Proving a point can work out to be expensive and ultimately produce worthless results. Therefore; this project will only use resources freely available to the author and aim to publish a fully working, interesting and hopefully profitable web site.


1. A new sub domain of http://www.jackchosting.com/ (my reseller account at HostGator) was setup and a default install of Joomla was uploaded to http://www.teamusk.com/ (an unused domain from years ago).
2. The aim of the Tea Musk site is to present controversial headlines of current events. This is actually an old idea, revamped for this project, as it does present some unusual coding problems.
3. Make the site user friendly and allow visitor participation.
4. Reduce maintenance of the site to the absolute minimum.



One Month Later - A Screenshot from The Tea Musk Times




From an idea born out of desperation the Tea Musk web site has turned out to be a good laugh.

The whole project is now live and be viewed here:
Support Forum for Uploading Ripped Headlines This forum enables users to upload their own Ripped Headline image for inclusion in the Tea Musk headline rotation program. This is a free service anyone can use. The Tea Musk support team will help anyone struggling to make a headline image. Just ask; it's free and a lot of fun. Make the headlines that SHOULD have been published! It's FREE so, give it a go!

Tax is ALWAYS Taxing

TAX THEM BACK TO THE STONE AGE

The Curtis LeMay phrase "bomb them back into the Stone Age" implies a fierce attack that utterly destroys its target's infrastructure, forcing its survivors to revert to primitive technology in order to survive.

UK political parties might not use the phrase "tax them back to the Stone Age" in public, but there does seem to be an increasing alliance between the Government and Opposition Parties to use taxation as the ultimate weapon of choice to fight modern social ills. Small time "one issue" pressure groups, PR companies and lobbyists all contribute to the political panic "tax action plan", because not to act or tax is seen as a weakness.

Meanwhile, recent revelations that ONE POINT SEVEN BILLION POUNDS (£1,700,000,000) of taxpayers money has been overpaid to General Practitioners and mostly used to "top-up" personal wages has dropped out of the headlines.

Billion may refer to either of two numbers: 1,000,000,000 (number), one thousand million or 1,000,000,000,000 (number), one million, million. No clear guidance has yet been given regarding which billion has been used in the over payment of GPs.

Researchers have found even primitive man had to pay a high rate of tax on each "kill" brought back to camp, sometimes up to 95% of the meat would be taken from him. Modern man has around 48% of earnings taken either at source or by stealth taxes, but don't worry; politicians are working hard to retrograde your standard of living back to Stone Age levels.


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Amalfi: History, Spectacular Scenery and Attractions

Destinations - European Destinations

Written by Passaporto

Amalfi
is the main town of the Costiera Amalfitana, the spectacular stretch of
coastline on the southern side of the Sorrentine Peninsula of Italy. The first
view of the town is unforgettable, with its tightly packed pastel-coloured
villas and palaces clinging to the cliffside and steep alleyways and steps that
wind down from the higher part of the town into the fishing port and shingle
beach below. An independent republic from the seventh century until 1075, Amalfi
rivalled Pisa and Genoa for prosperity and maritime importance, and its golden
age is symbolised by its stunning cathedral: its Arab-Norman facade dominates
the Piazza Duomo, the unofficial town centre that is always pulsating with
people. Today it is an important tourist destination together with other towns
on the same coast, and is included in the UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

The Amalfi coast is famed for its production of Limoncello liqueur and
home-made paper used throughout Italy for wedding invitations, visiting cards
and elegant writing paper.

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The Amalfi Drive: Salerno, Vietri sul Mare, Maiori and Minori

Destinations - European Destinations

Written by Passaporto

The
Amalfi Coast (Costiera Amalfitana) from Sorrento to Salerno is
one of Europe's most beautiful stretches of coastline, and the scenic corniche
road that winds precariously along it, is justly famous as one of the world's
most hair-raising and most scenic motoring experiences.

From the East, the Amalfi Drive begins at Salerno, one of
the most active ports of the Tyrrhenian Sea. The city's historical and cultural
tradition dates back to Roman times, and it was the seat of the oldest
university in Europe, the Schola Medica Salernitana. In more modem times it is
best remembered for the Allied troops landing on its beaches, during the second
world war. Salerno isn't a tourist town, but it's a very sociable and lively
place with plenty of street life and an intriguing choice of eating places, and
makes a good base to explore Mediterranean culture and the fascinating
landscapes of the Amalfi Coast. While in the area, a must-see to the east of
Salerno is Paestum, which is one of the most important archaeological sites in
the county, containing see some of the best preserved Greek ruins, architecture
and monuments.

After leaving Salerno, the Amalfi drive passes through Vietri sul
Mare, a lovely seaside town famous for its handmade ceramic tiles and
pottery, before reaching the bustling resort of Maiori and the
small picturesque town of Minori.

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