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What to Do on the Internet?
13 April 2008, 09:50:51
It's a paradox, the Internet is so vast that often users can become jaded.[copied from Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox) A paradox can be an apparently true statement or group of statements that leads to a contradiction or a situation which defies intuition; or it can be, seemingly opposite, an apparent contradiction that actually expresses a non-dual truth (cf. Koan). Typically, either the statements in question do not really imply the contradiction, the puzzling result is not really a contradiction, or the premises themselves are not all really true or cannot all be true together. The word paradox is often used interchangeably with contradiction. Often, mistakenly, it is used to describe situations that are ironic.]Here, Article Critics presents a selection of links and information about cheap, low cost holidays in Malta. Probably, the best destination and value for money.Best Value for Money - Self Catering Holiday Apartments in MaltaThe Falcon Court Holiday and Long Stay Self Catering Apartments, Bugibba, Malta provide a perfect solution for flexible holiday dates and excellent value for money. YOU CAN MAKE SIGNIFICANT SAVINGS BY CONFIGURING BUDGET FLIGHT DATES WITH DAILY RATE SELF CATERING APARTMENTSwww.holiday-apartments-malta.co.uk (http://www.holiday-apartments-malta.co.uk/) is an On-Going R D Project of Sterling eConsultancySterling eConsultancy is the...
Ready to Roll - Cheap Holidays
12 April 2008, 11:23:59
No Credit Crunch in MaltaHoliday Apartments Malta - Malta for Low Cost Self Catering ...DIY or Build Your Own holiday solutions have increased in popularity due to low cost airfares and flexible accommodation bookings. Malta for Low Cost Self Catering Holiday Apartments and Budget ...There are 5 floors all served by a lift. Are there laundry facilities? Holiday Apartments Malta. Holiday Apartments Malta - ContactLow cost apartments for daily, weekly or long term rental in Malta. Check for Availability and Price January, OctoberCheck for Apartment Availability and Price Quotation Please note that all the fields are required except for those marked with a red * asterisk ... Malta für niedrige Kosten-Selbstlebesmittelanschaffung-Feiertag ...€2.50 täglich. Allgemeine Fragen. Holiday Apartments Malta. http://holiday-apartments-malta.co.uk. Powered by Joomla! Generated: 6 April, 2008, 16:36 ... Apartamentos Malta Del Abastecimiento Del Uno mismoIls offrent les basses vacances parfaites de. budget dans la solution de Malte. Holiday Apartments Malta. http://holiday-apartments-malta.co.uk ... Malta für niedrige Kosten-Selbstlebesmittelanschaffung-Feiertag ...DIY oder errichten Ihre eigenen Feiertaglösungen haben sich erhöht der Popularität wegen der niedrige Kosten airfares und der flexiblen Anpassung ... Apartamentos Malta Del Abastecimiento Del Uno mismo Para ...Malta para las opciones del vuelo de los apartamentos y del presupuesto...
Bugibba is a Tourist Resort in Malta
06 April 2008, 11:02:27
More About Bugibba, Malta One of the most popular tourist resorts in Malta is Bugibba. The tourist resort of Bugibba is set in a naturally sheltered cove which keeps the sea free from currents even on windy days. People can swim freely all along the rocky coasts. Lately the whole promenade leading from St. Paul's Bay to Bugibba and then to Qawra has been refurbished, giving the resort a new modern look. A small sandy beach and entertainment centre is provided for children of all ages.The resorts offer a wealth of night entertainment. There are numerous discotheques, pubs, clubs, a casino, a cinema and an endless amount of different restaurants offering all types of cuisines. Bugibba is close to the northern sandy beaches which are probably the most popular beaches in Malta. There is a bus terminus in the centre of Bugibba from where one can take direct buses to various popular locations like Sliema, Mosta, Valletta, Mdina, Marsaxlokk, Golden Bay, Cirkewwa and Ghadira. Overlooking the St. Paul's Islands, Bugibba is one of the most popular locations in Summer for both tourists and locals alike.Radisson SAS Golden Sands Resort Spa...
The Teamusk Times Ripped Collection of Headlines
01 April 2008, 15:29:44
www.Teamusk.com Ripped Headlines Stored on MySpace Bush Claims Texan Boobs Bigger Minger Wee Gordie eats all the pies Sick note, well note or a death sentence? Camel gets lucky with a Little Pony at awards show. Moobs or beer belly? Park Bench Minger Whom ate all the pies?? Curry Cooks Wanted Fat Cats, dogs and politicians Italian Studs for G Spot Testing Pigs eat outside parliament Camel gets his oats off a little pony/tony
The Escribitionist at AskJack
27 March 2008, 12:16:32
An escribitionist publishes their diary or journal on the worldwide web.The word comes from a combination of the English word exhibitionist and the Spanish word escribir, meaning to write. An escribitionist is focused on personal experiences and reflection.The Art of Blogging Written by Escribitionist People blog for all kinds of reasons today. Some people use their blogs as online journals or scrapbooks, some use them as a tool to make money on the internet, and some use blogging as a means of journalism, education or social/political commentary.
Free Bundle of Business Marketing Tools and Tips
05 March 2008, 09:43:34
Marketing is one of the challenges we each face as business owners. One of the things that is basic to business is your business card. Your business card is valuable real estate so it needs to be used wisely. Like any real estate investment make it a worthwhile investment.Use both the front and the back. The back of the card is a great place for an offer of a free report, newsletter or some other powerful call to action. Change the back if it isn't working. It's a place that you can experiment.Web SitesStart promoting your website to offline contacts. Create a business card or flyer with a product description and your web address. Use online articles and newsletters to promote your products and / or services.Trade Shows and Exhibitions1. A location close to an entrance is perhaps the best booth space, but they typically tend to be booked faster than most others for obvious reasons2. A corner location is also ideal as you get traffic from two or four different directions. These two are generally among the first booked.3. A location close to a washroom or entertainment area can be strategic as while you may not garner traffic on...
MySpace Stuff
01 March 2008, 10:16:32
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Just Another Day at Blinkx
01 March 2008, 08:30:37
Want a video wall on your blog or site? It's easy! Just cut and paste this code into your page. Works with MySpace, Blogger, Xanga, Facebook and more:Well, there's a big problem embedding the Blinkx code into a Joomla page. The only way seems to be using the snippet Mambot.
Web Walking With a Camera in Nottinghamshire
01 March 2008, 08:17:10
A selection of first class pictures using active imaging. Over exposure is often a problem, but the end result works out OK! New to the Camel Tickler - 360 Web Walks Panoramic Photography Index Priory Church at Worksop The Parish Church of Saint Peter and Saint Paul, Church Warsop Frosty Lane Sherwood Forest Vicar Water Silver Hand Sculpture Dog Duck Pub and Restaurant Kings Clipstone (full 360) Chatsworth Park, Derbyshire, The Peak District (full 360) Welbeck Water Sculpture (full 360 Fisheye Lens) Edwinstowe Craft Centre (full 360 Fisheye Panorama of the Major Oak A Sculpture Dedicated to British Miners, Located in Mansfield Sherwood Forest taken on a VERY sunny day! (full 360 Fisheye) King John's Palace Located Near Kings Clipstone (full 360) Displayed at 32Corners.co.ukRufford Abbey Courtyard Sculpture Cistercian Abbey Exhibition Mansfield Business Park From the ROOF! - 360 Panorama June - Rufford Country Park Nr. Kings ClipstoneA Weekend Exploring the History of the Civil War, Early Summer, 1647Step Back 360 Years Using 360 degree Panoramic Technology
Malta Cruise and Low Cost Flight Destination
18 February 2008, 01:58:31
Cruise ships are including Valletta in Malta as a Mediterranean destination more often as part of an overall itineary, and it's come at a time when the island is seeing record numbers of people visiting for a holiday by air - the combination could lead to 2008 being a record year for Malta holidays.Malta is a small and densely-populated island nation comprising an archipelago of seven islands in the Mediterranean Sea. A country of Southern Europe, Malta lies south of Sicily, east of Tunisia, and north of Libya. The country's official languages are Maltese and English.Most people drive their cars on the left side of the road and sometimes give way to the right at road junctions.Only the three largest islands Malta Island (Malta), Gozo (Ghawdex), and Comino (Kemmuna) are inhabited. Each island has different characteristics and no holiday would be complete without visiting them all. Bus routes are extensive and generally run on-time, people are friendly and the crime rate is low.Tourism makes up a large part of the Maltese economy, although an emerging electronics industry is growing fast. The winter months are often fairly warm with heavy rain at times, while the summer months are hot...
Valentines Day Ideas to Make it a Special Day
26 January 2008, 12:59:40
Saint Valentine's Day or Valentine's Day is a saints day commemorating Saint Valentine on February 14. It is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other; sending Valentine's cards, donating to charity or gifting candy. It is very common to present flowers on Valentine's Day. The holiday is named after two men, both Christian martyrs among the numerous Early Christian martyrs named Valentine. The day became associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer in High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished.The Author of This Liberated Article Is: Stu Silverberg ARTICLE SUMMARY: On Valentine's Day you show your love and appreciation for your partner, parents and loved ones by showering them with love, affection, cards, gifts and dinner. Even though it's often difficult to find the right gifts, here are some very unique Valentine's Day gift ideas that you will definitely enjoy reading about and will put a smile on your face. Fantastic Valentine's Day Gift IdeasOn Valentine's Day you show your love and appreciation for your partner, parents and loved ones by showering them with love, affection, cards, gifts and dinner. Even though it's often difficult...
Extra Special All Year Cocktail Mixes
26 January 2008, 12:41:18
By : Laughing Camel-Tickler ARTICLE SUMMARY: Drinkable desserts are becoming one of the hottest trends in the culinary world. These creative cocktails can be a terrific way to impress your guests and leave a lasting impression at your next party.Putting A Contemporary Twist On Traditional Treats Banana Baileys Split (Baileys Foster) Serves 1 1/2 medium-size ripe banana 2 oz. Baileys Irish Cream with a hint of Caramel 1/2 oz. Myers's dark rum 1 scoop (2 oz.) vanilla ice cream Dusting of freshly ground nutmeg 1 ice cube Finely ground chocolate or powdered hot chocolate mix 1 candied or maraschino cherry Whipped cream Rim a well-chilled, oversized martini glass in ground chocolate or hot chocolate mix. Overturn the glass and put the cherry in the bottom. Peel and slice half of the banana. Thoroughly blend together the banana, Irish Cream, rum, ice cream, nutmeg and ice cube. Pour into glass and top with whipped cream and a banana slice.
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08 December 2007, 11:38:44
RecipeJackC Easy, Quick Cook Recipes for Men is a Recipe Site where you will find hundreds of great recipes. Join now and post your favorite culinary delights. Or, join the mailing list to receive free recipes and special culinary offers in your email.It's a fact of life. Good fresh food takes time to cook.This web site offers some great quick solutions to cooking problems.
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01 December 2007, 13:34:55
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01 December 2007, 13:15:54
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All About the Perfect Fishing Escapade

The Number of Times Tips For Planning A Perfect Fishing Trip A
Liberated Article Has Been Read Is: 18

The Author of This Liberated Article Is: Dan
O'Connor

ARTICLE SUMMARY: Planning a perfect fishing trip isn't as easy as loading
your tackle box into the car and setting off in the direction of water. Here's
some tips on how to plan a sucessful fishing trip.

Tips For Planning A Perfect Fishing Trip

Planning a perfect fishing trip isn't as easy as loading your tackle box into
the car and setting off in the direction of water. You need to really define
what exactly you want in your fishing experience and plan accordingly.

There's lots to consider when planning your trip and even more so if you are
planning a trip with buddies or for your family. Not everyone has the same idea
when it comes to the perfect fishing trip and a little bit of planning can help
make it a trip everyone can enjoy.

Here's some things to consider for your next fishing trip:

Catching That Perfect Fish

Before you can catch the perfect fish you have to decide which species of fish
you want to go for. While some people love trout others might be avid bass
fisherman. Since bass are found in warm waters and trout in cold waters, someone
might be disappointed if you did not consider the type of fish before picking a
location.

Deciding on what type of fish you want to catch narrows down your destinations
for you a bit which can help in further planning. Don't worry though, there's
plenty of places to go no matter which type of fish you are angling for!

Size Or Quantity?

Some anglers like to catch fish after fish after fish. They aren't happy unless
they are reeling them in and size isn't really that important, although there's
always that hope that the next nibble could be a big one. Others are only
interested in catching the big fish in the pond and will sit patiently all day
waiting for him to give a nibble.

While there are many places that offer an opportunity for both types of fishing,
this should be discussed beforehand so that each member of the trip can be sure
they are getting the type of fishing they enjoy.

Fishing Style

One other thing to consider is the method you will use to catch the fish. Will
you be wading into streams? Trolling? Deep sea fishing? Each one is a different
experience and many people have their preference. Make sure your group agrees on
a method of fishing and that the destination you are thinking about offers that
type of fishing.

Cost
As with anything, what you can afford will largely impact what you can get for
your fishing vacation

You need to get together with your group and decide what you can spend. Perhaps
you will have to make some compromises such as sleeping in a tent instead of a
cabin so you can afford a couple days with a good local guide.

The hard part here is getting everyone in the group to agree on how much to
spend and where to put the bulk of the money. One way to save money is to do
your own cooking or have everyone in the group bring a frozen dish along (enough
to feed everyone) and you'll have free meals for several nights.

When planning your trip, don't forget about shower and bathroom facilities -
especially if this is a family trip. If you have opted for camping, the showers
and bathrooms will be community so you will have to share. A cabin on the other
hand will provide some privacy.

So, if you really want a great fishing trip, start by planning just exactly what
you want out of the trip and how much you are willing to spend. Do it right and
you can have the fishing trip of a lifetime.

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Provence Virtual Road Trip, France

A Provençal Road Trip - Avignon to the Camargue

Destinations - European DestinationsWritten by Passepartout

Of all the areas of France, Provence is the most irresistible, and Western Provence is one of the most delightful and diverse parts of the region, long popular with tourists for its stunning and colourful landscape, relaxed lifestyle and rich and varied history. Highlights of the region are the Roman cities of Orange , Vaison-la-Romaine , Carpentras and Arles , and the papal city of Avignon, with its brilliant summer festival. Aix-en-Provence is the mini-Paris of the region and was home to Cézanne, for whom the Mont Ste-Victoire was an enduring subject, while St-Rémy and Arles have strong links with Van Gogh. Around the Rhône delta, the Camargue is a unique self-contained region, as different from the rest of Provence as it is from anywhere else in France.
This road trip, from the one of the region’s most charming old towns to the stunning flamingo-filled lagoons of the Camargue, is short in length - about 80km - but each of its stops is worthy of several days of exploration!
It begins in the heart of the Vaucluse region, in the lovely city of Avignon, home of the celebrated Palais des Papes (Popes' Palace) and the famous bridge of Pont St Bénezet (the bridge in the ditty ‘Sur le pont d'Avignon'). It continues to the Roman city of Arles, in the Bouches-du-Rhône department. Now a UNESCO World Heritage site, Arles has wonderful churches and some impressive Roman monuments, including an arena which is still used for Provencal-style bullfights today. At Arles, the Rhône divides itself in two arms, forming the unique and Camargue delta. The capital of the Camargue is the seaside resort of Saintes Maries-de-la-Mer, a town with a romantic history and a very strong Romany tradition. Read more...

Balls and Jack Take the World

Jacqui
Smith: Home Secretary - Prime Minister in Waiting?

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News - Latest
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Written by Jack C Tickler

She's Already Pulled
Gormless Gordon

Does she have The Balls?

Ms Smith said: "We now face a threat level that is severe. It's not
getting any less, it's actually growing."

Gormless thinks she's got a nice "backbench".

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Gormless,
Topless and Sliding Down the Polls

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News - Latest
Articles

Written by Jack C Tickler

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Gordon Brown's personal popularity ratings have plunged further and faster
than any other British prime minister since polling began in the 1930s.
Brown's personal ratings, which have fallen from plus 48 last August to minus
37, on a zero midpoint

scale.

"The collapse is the most dramatic of any modern-day prime minister,
worse even than Neville Chamberlain who in 1940 dropped from plus 21 to minus
27 after Hitler's invasion of Norway," the latest YouGov poll in the
Sunday Times said.

My Boobs and Butt Crack Me Up and Down The Pole

Confessions From a Confused Politician

Historically, prime ministers are often referred to as Primus inter pares,
a Latin term translated as first among equals, equals among peoples, and which
reflects the original concept of a prime minister as merely the first minister
or most senior minister to the monarch, not the dominant or presiding
minister, a role later assumed by many prime ministers in many states.

Australian Two Pack for Visitors

Australian
Adventure Sydney and Barrier Reef

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Written by Jack

There is more to Australia than just the beauty of its wildlife and landscape
though; the land that has a rich cultural history boasts an even richer present
for those who want a taste of life here. The people are friendly and energetic,
and the world of sports is regularly rattled by their characteristic gritty and
aggressive sportsmen; Ian Thorpe, and Leyton Hewitt, are just two examples of
the Aussie sportsmen but we can not forget their team sports either. Top of the
line, is what sums up the land and its people.

Here you will find two great articles celebrating the diverse nature and
adventurous opportunities Australian's enjoy everyday.

Queensland Bareboat Excitement and Adventure

For
the adventurous it is the remoteness, for the romantic it is a private beach,
for the exhausted sitting by the pool with a good book and their favourite
drink. Holidays represent so many different things to a world of different
people. Rarely is there a holiday experience that satisfies the myriad of the
human senses than “bareboat charter” in the Whitsunday Islands situated off
the north east coast of Queensland Australia.

"Bareboat Charter" is a somewhat confusing term. Simply put it is
the hiring of a boat with no crew, that's right, your it.

In times past this style of holiday experience appealed most to the amateur
yachtsman who longed for the wind in his hair and the spray in his face
harnessing the power of nature to reach his destination. Conditions were sparse
and cramped just the way he liked it.

The advent of the modern day power yachts or "motor cruiser" has
changed all that to the point where a complete novice with little to no
experience may also treat himself to this unique holiday. Our adventure began
with the hire of a Coastal46 Cruiser from Anchors Away Bareboat Charters who
work out of Abel Point Marina at Airlie Beach North Queensland.

Sydney Harbour Joys and Touring Tips

Aside from the thrill of going out to see the Sydney Harbour, from a Sydney
local's point of view, there are actually 4 top practical and sure-fire ways to
enjoy Sydney Harbour. The first way to enjoy Sydney Harbour is to just walk
around it. To do this, one has to get down to a train session called Circular
Quay which is right in the CBD on the edge of the water.

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Cheap Holiday in Malta During High Season

Cheap Doesn't Always Mean Nasty

It's NOT a Bad Thing to Book Cheap Self Catering Apartments in Bugibba, Malta; You Just Have to be Careful and Do YOUR Research! Cheap = Relatively low in price or charging low prices; "these apartments would have been cheap at twice the price";  Cheap Bugibba Apartments with self catering facilities are sold on an accommodation only basis so you can add your own cheap flight and build a holiday to match your budget. Take away the travel agency commission and booking fees. Why pay more, when it's easy to research and book your flights and accomodation online. These cheap apartments in Bugibba can be booked for any number of nights, so they are ideal for a cheap short break, long stay apartment holiday in Bugibba or for the more traditional low cost, budget two week apartment holiday in Bugibba. No-frills Build Your Own Holiday in Malta (vacations in American English) are holidays which, like no-frills airlines, each person is allowed to make various options and select exactly the services required. Families working to a tight budget may need to search for the best value for money to suit their own circumstances. Cheap Doesn't Mean Nasty Definitions of Cheap: relatively low in price or charging low prices; "it would have been cheap at twice the price";  brassy: tastelessly showy; "a flash car"; "a flashy ring"; "garish colors";  bum: of very poor quality; flimsy embarrassingly stingy; Best Value for Money - Self Catering Holiday Apartments in Malta - Cheap at Twice the Price! The Falcon Court Holiday and Long Stay Self Catering Apartments, Bugibba, Malta provide a perfect solution for flexible holiday dates and excellent value for money. Safety checked by Malta Tourism, self catering apartments to suit all budgets and family sizes. YOU CAN MAKE SIGNIFICANT SAVINGS BY CONFIGURING CHEAP, BUDGET FLIGHT DATES WITH DAILY RATE SELF CATERING APARTMENTS Daily Price per apartment (NOT PER PERSON) (min. 7nights) Apartment Type Nov. to Mar. Apr, May, June & Oct. July to Sept. 1 Bedroom Apartment (2 people max.) €19 €24 €29 2 Bedroom Apartment (4 people max.) €24 €29 €36 3 Bedroom Apartment (6 people max.) €31 €36 €46 Rates include taxes, water, electricity, cleaning etc. Rates include taxes, water, electricity, cleaning etc. NO SURPRISE CHARGES OPTIONAL EXTRAS Options TAXI from / to airport for up to 4 passengers & 4 normal sized luggage €20 MINI BUS from/to airport for up to 8 passengers & 8 normal sized luggage €34 Television 23 channels €1.50 daily WI-FI internet access 24 hours access on fast broadband €2.50 daily Common Questions What does the apartment have? Kitchen, living room, private bathroom, 1 or 2 balconies & 2 single beds in every bedroom.  What does the kitchen include? Full size gas cooker, refrigerator, pots & pans, cutlery, etc.  Are bed sheets, towels etc. provided?  Bed sheets, towels & blankets are provided. These are changed every 7 days Is there a television in the apartment? YES. Every apartment has got a TV. This is optional @ €1.50 daily. How many floors are there, is there a lift?  There are 5 floors all served by a lift.  Are there laundry facilities?  The launderette is just round the corner from Falcon Court .  At what time may we check in / out?  Check in time is 15.00 Hours & check out time is 12.00 Hours. However, we always extend the time to your favour if the apartment is available. How can I make a booking?  Simply fill in the online booking form. We will then confirm your booking, subject to availability.  May I book a particular apartment?  Most times we cannot guarantee a particular apartment number or a particular floor.  Are consumables included in the price? These are self-catering apartments. Soap, sponge, additional toilet paper, garbage bags etc. are to be bought by yourselves. Are groups welcome? Groups are welcome, however group conditions may apply. Is there a babysitting service? Babysitting can be arranged for most nights. If you need anything during your stay at Falcon Court,  they offer a 24 hour CALL FACILITY through a VIRTUAL RECEPTION These apartments are licensed by MALTA TOURISM AUTHORITY and inspected on regular occasions for health and safety. Falcon Court Apartments are very clean and well maintained. They offer the perfect low budget holiday in Malta solution. Check for Availability and Price Standards within Falcon Court: KITCHEN / DINING / LIVING ROOM Stainless steel pots & pans Stainless steel cutlery Clear drinking glasses Clear plates Ceramic mugs Toaster Kettle Ash tray Bin Full size cooker Fridge / freezer Dining table & chairs Sofa / armchairs BEDROOMS Wardrobe Drawers Dressing Table 10 hangers per wardrobe Clothes pegs Bedside table per person Bedside lighting per person - individuallly controlled BATHROOM Sanitary bin Bath mat Towel rail Shower & / or bath All ceramics are white (toilet, wash hand basin etc) SAFETY Emergency lighting Fire Blanket First aid kit Fire extinguisher Smoke detector Emergency signs HEATING / COOLING 1300 W of heating per apartment Fan per bedroom FACILITIES Wi-fi Internet access (optional) Multi-lingual colour TV (optional) Airport Transfers (optional) Telephone for direct external calls (in common area) CONVENIENCES Lift serving all floors Roof terraces Street Parking, Public Car park - free Luggage room   Es ist NICHT eine schlechte Sache, zum der preiswerten Selbstlebesmittelanschaffung-Wohnungen in Bugibba, Malta anzumelden; Sie müssen nur achtgeben und IHRE Forschung tun! Billig = verhältnismäßig niedrig im Preis oder in aufladenden niedrigen Preisen; "diese Wohnungen würden zu zweimal dem Preis preiswert gewesen sein";  Preiswerte Bugibba Wohnungen mit Selbstlebesmittelanschaffung-Service werden auf einer Anpassung nur Grundlage verkauft, also können Sie Ihren eigenen preiswerten Flug addieren und einen Feiertag errichten, um Ihren Etat zusammenzubringen. Nehmen Sie die Reisebürokommission und -anmeldung Gebühren weg. Warum Bezahlung mehr, wenn es einfach ist, Ihre Flüge und Anpassung online zu erforschen und anzumelden. Diese preiswerten Wohnungen in Bugibba können für jede mögliche Zahl von Nächte angemeldet werden, also sind sie für einen preiswerten kurzen Bruch, langer Aufenthaltwohnung Feiertag in Bugibba oder für die traditionelleren niedrigen Kosten, Etat die zwei Woche Wohnung Feiertag in Bugibba ideal. Kein-Krausen errichten Ihren eigenen Feiertag in Malta (Ferien auf amerikanisches Englisch) sind Feiertage, die, wie Keinkrausen Fluglinien, jeder Person erlaubt wird, verschiedene Optionen auszuüben und die erforderten Dienstleistungen genau vorzuwählen. Die Familien, die zu einem festen Etat arbeiten, können nach dem besten Wert suchen müssen, damit Geld ihren eigenen Umständen entspricht. Billig Bedeutet Nicht Böses Definitionen von billig: verhältnismäßig niedrig im Preis oder in aufladenden niedrigen Preisen; "es würde zu zweimal dem Preis preiswert gewesen sein";  Brassy: tastelessly auffällig; "ein grelles Auto"; "ein flashy Ring"; "grelle Farben";  Gammler: von der sehr geringen Qualität; Flimsy embarrassingly geizig; Bester Wert für Geld - Selbstlebesmittelanschaffung-Feiertag-Wohnungen in Malta - billig zu zweimal dem Preis! Der Falke-Gericht-Feiertag und bleiben lang Selbstlebesmittelanschaffung-Wohnungen, Bugibba, stellen Malta eine vollkommene Lösung für flexible Feiertagdaten und ausgezeichneten Wert für Geld zur Verfügung. Sicherheit überprüfte durch Malta Tourismus, Selbstlebesmittelanschaffungwohnungen, um allen Etats und Familie Größen zu entsprechen. SIE KÖNNEN BEDEUTENDE SPARUNGEN BILDEN, INDEM SIE BILLIG, ETAT-FLUG-DATEN MIT TÄGLICHEN RATE SELBSTLEBESMITTELANSCHAFFUNG-WOHNUNGEN ZUSAMMENBAUEN Täglicher Preis pro Wohnung (NICHT PRO PERSON) (min. 7nights) Wohnung Art Zu beschädigen November. Apr, Mai, Juni U. Okt. Juli bis Sept.. 1 Schlafzimmer-Wohnung (Maximum mit 2 Leuten.) €19 €24 €29 2 Schlafzimmer-Wohnung (Maximum mit 4 Leuten.) €24 €29 €36 3 Schlafzimmer-Wohnung (Maximum mit 6 Leuten.) €31 €36 €46 Rate schließt Steuern, das Wasser, Elektrizität ein und säubert usw.. Rate schließt Steuern, das Wasser, Elektrizität ein und säubert usw.. KEINE ÜBERRASCHUNG LÄDT WAHLWEISE FREIGESTELLTE EXTRAKOSTEN AUF Wahlen TAXIVON/zum Flughafen für bis 4 normale Passagiere u. 4 sortierte Gepäck €20 MINIFlughafen des BUSSES from/to für bis 8 normale Passagiere u. 8 sortierte Gepäck €34 Fernsehen 23 Führungen €1.50 täglich WI-FI Internet-Zugang 24 Stunden Zugang auf schnelles Breitband €2.50 täglich Allgemeine Fragen Was hat die Wohnung? Küche, lebender Raum, privates Badezimmer, 1 oder 2 Balkone u. 2 einzelne Betten in jedem Schlafzimmer.  Was schließt die Küche mit ein? Größengleichgaskocher, Kühlraum, Töpfe u. Wannen, Cutlery, usw..  Werden Bettblätter, Tücher etc. zur Verfügung gestellt?  Bettblätter, -tücher u. -decken werden zur Verfügung gestellt. Diese werden alle 7 Tage geändert Gibt es ein Fernsehen in der Wohnung? JA. Jede Wohnung hat einen Fernsehapparat. Dieses ist wahlweise freigestelltes @ tägliches €1.50. Wieviele Fußböden gibt es, ist dort ein Heber?  Es gibt 5 Fußböden, die ganz durch einen Heber gedient werden.  Gibt es Wäscherei-Service?  Der Launderette ist gerade ringsum die Ecke vom Falke-Gericht.  Zu welcher Zeit können wir innen/heraus überprüfen?  Überprüfen Sie innen Zeit ist 15.00 Stunden u. ist Überprüfung aus Zeit 12.00 Stunden. Jedoch verlängern wir immer die Zeit auf Ihre Bevorzugung, wenn die Wohnung vorhanden ist. Wie kann ich eine Anmeldung bilden?  Füllen Sie einfach die on-line-Anmeldung Form aus. Wir bestätigen dann Ihre Anmeldung, abhängig von Verwendbarkeit.  Mag ich eine bestimmte Wohnung anmelden?  Die meisten Male können wir nicht einer bestimmten Wohnung Zahl oder einem bestimmten Fußboden garantieren.  Sind Verbrauchsmaterialien im Preis eingeschlossen? Diese sind Selbst-Lebesmittelanschaffung Wohnungen. Seife, Schwamm, zusätzliches Toilettenpapier, Abfallbeutel etc. sollen von gekauft werden. Sind Gruppen Willkommen? Gruppen sind willkommen, gleichwohl Gruppe Zustände zutreffen können. Gibt es ein babysitting Service? Babysitting kann für die meisten Nächte geordnet werden. Wenn Sie alles während Ihres Aufenthalts am Falke-Gericht benötigen,  sie bieten einen 24 Stunde ABRUFKREDIT durch eine VIRTUELLE AUFNAHME an Diese Wohnungen werden durch MALTA TOURISMUS-BERECHTIGUNG genehmigt und überprüft bei regelmäßigen Gelegenheiten auf Gesundheit und Sicherheit. Falke-Gericht-Wohnungen sind sehr sauber und gut beibehalten. Sie bieten den vollkommenen niedrigen Etatfeiertag in der Malta Lösung an. Überprüfen Sie auf Verwendbarkeit und Preis Standards innerhalb des Falke-Gerichtes: KÜCHE/SPEISENDER/LEBENDER RAUM Töpfe u. Wannen des rostfreien Stahls Rostfreier Stahl Cutlery Freie trinkende Gläser Freie Platten Keramische Becher Toaster Kessel Asche Behälter Sortierfach Größengleichkocher Kühlraum/Gefriermaschine Speisen der Tabelle u. der Stühle Sofa/Lehnsessel SCHLAFZIMMER Garderobe Fächer Frisierkommode 10 Aufhänger pro Garderobe Kleidungstöpsel Nachttisch pro Person Kopfendebeleuchtung pro Person - individuallly kontrolliert BADEZIMMER Gesundheitliches Sortierfach Badmatte Tuchschiene Duscheu./oder Bad Alle Keramik ist weiß (Toilette, Wäschehandbassin usw.) SICHERHEIT Notbeleuchtung Feuer-Decke Erste-Hilfe-Ausrüstung Feuerlöscher Rauchmelder Dringlichkeitszeichen HEIZEN/ABKÜHLEND W 1300 des Heizens pro Wohnung Lockern Sie pro Schlafzimmer auf SERVICE Zugang des Internets Wi-FI (wahlweise freigestellt) Mehrsprachiger Farbe Fernsehapparat (wahlweise freigestellt) Flughafen-Übertragungen (wahlweise freigestellt) Telefon für direkte externe Anrufe (im allgemeinen Bereich) BEQUEMLICHKEITEN Heben Sie das Dienen aller Fußböden an Roof Terrassen Straße Parken, allgemeiner Parkplatz - geben Sie frei Gepäckraum

 

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Flying Pigs Alarmed at New UK Statistics Authority

Freedom of UK Public Statistics From Political Pressure

The News - Latest NewsWritten by Jack

The new UK Statistics Authority comes into existence today (April Fools Day 2008). It is an independent body, with powers and the obligation to promote, improve, and safeguard official statistics across the UK. Its aim is to rebuild public trust in Government statistics.

There is a general perception that statistical knowledge is all-too-frequently intentionally misused, by finding ways to interpret the data that are favorable to the presenter. A famous saying attributed to Benjamin Disraeli is, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." And Harvard President Lawrence Lowell wrote in 1909 that statistics, "like veal pies, are good if you know the person that made them, and are sure of the ingredients."

"About time" was the immediate reaction from The Tea Musk Times, "Statistics quoted by politicians and political pressure groups are often heavily weighted in favour of their own prejudices and agendas.

If this new drive for honesty and openness can be really believed on "April Fools Day"... TMT gives its full support and will watch closely how things progress".

The new Publication Hub will list each day's new National Statistics releases from all Government Departments as they are published at 9:30 am daily. There will in each case be an electronic link to the relevant page of each Department's website. The hub will therefore permit direct access to the statistical releases produced by statisticians in Departments, without political commentary. This is an interim version of the UK Statistics Authority's Publication Hub which is currently under development.

(See Read more... for the full press release)

The Tea Musk Times Ripped Headlines

War Cost More... a LOT More

The News - Latest Articles

Written by Jack C Tickler

The costs of military operations in Afghanistan and Iraq DURING 2008 are
likely to almost double to £3.3bn.

Armed Forces Minister Bob Ainsworth told the BBC: "The threat
changes... We have to stay ahead of the enemy as much as we can and that's not
cheap."

Liberal Democrat defence spokesman Nick Harvey said: "This clearly
shows how the Iraq war is continuing

to bleed our finances dry, leaving soldiers in Afghanistan overstretched and
under-equipped."

Yet More Money "Down the Crapper" - An American BILLION is 1
THOUSAND MILLION - A British BILLION

is 1 MILLION, MILLION... I wonder which BILLION the BBC is reporting?

http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-money-down-pan.gif

Knights of Malta, 1523-1798

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Written by Jack C Tickler

The Project Gutenberg EBook of Knights of Malta, 1523-1798, by R. Cohen

This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with

almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or

re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included

with this eBook or online at http://www.gutenberg.net/

Title: Knights of Malta, 1523-1798

Author: R. Cohen

KNIGHTS OF MALTA

1523-1798

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Jack
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Webbie
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Bullied by Moronic Joomla "Experts"

A Solution for Developing Joomla Templates Using Microsoft FrontPage
Written by Jack
The Reason Why - I Don't Like Being Bullied by Moronic Joomla "Experts"


A couple of weeks ago I posted a question to one of the many Joomla help forums:"Is it possible to develop Joomla templates using Microsoft FrontPage as the main WYSIWYG editor?
Does anyone have any helpful tips or suggestions to help with this project?"



Well, to my dismay I was bombarded with "flame" after "flame" replies in the forum. It seems there's a lot of Joomla designers out there who absolutely HATE the idea of Microsoft, Microsoft FrontPage, HTML table code and (in there esteemed, unenlightened opinion) ANYONE stupid enough to consider building a Joomla template using ANY Microsoft product.



I replied to first person's vile response by explaining that I have been using FP for over twelve years. I know it has limitations and faults. However, it was one of the first programs that allowed web developers to actually see what the web page under development actually looks like while data was being inputted. This speeded up the whole development process and probably aided the growth of the Internet as a whole.



FrontPage was designed to interact with all of the Microsoft Office Programs and that probably accounts for many of the perceived bugs user often come up against.



This (reasonable and polite) comment was met with absolute derision and outright hostility by many of the forum members. Not only did the forum replies become far more abusive, someone also did a bit of research and found my email address. They then began an email spam campaign of such intensity that I had to close the email account down.



So be warned; so called "Joomla Support Forums" can be dangerous places to ask innocent questions about FrontPage, unless you intend to trash the software and anyone using it.



OK... This is MY RESPONSE


The V sign, when the palm is facing toward the person giving the sign, has long been an insulting gesture in England and later in the rest of the United Kingdom, as well as in Ireland and parts of France. It is frequently used to signify defiance (especially to authority), contempt or derision and is often accompanied by the phrase 'fuck off'.


Project: Joomla Template Build Using FrontPage and Other Software


Introduction
Proving a point can work out to be expensive and ultimately produce worthless results. Therefore; this project will only use resources freely available to the author and aim to publish a fully working, interesting and hopefully profitable web site.


1. A new sub domain of http://www.jackchosting.com/ (my reseller account at HostGator) was setup and a default install of Joomla was uploaded to http://www.teamusk.com/ (an unused domain from years ago).
2. The aim of the Tea Musk site is to present controversial headlines of current events. This is actually an old idea, revamped for this project, as it does present some unusual coding problems.
3. Make the site user friendly and allow visitor participation.
4. Reduce maintenance of the site to the absolute minimum.



One Month Later - A Screenshot from The Tea Musk Times




From an idea born out of desperation the Tea Musk web site has turned out to be a good laugh.

The whole project is now live and be viewed here:
Support Forum for Uploading Ripped Headlines This forum enables users to upload their own Ripped Headline image for inclusion in the Tea Musk headline rotation program. This is a free service anyone can use. The Tea Musk support team will help anyone struggling to make a headline image. Just ask; it's free and a lot of fun. Make the headlines that SHOULD have been published! It's FREE so, give it a go!

Tax is ALWAYS Taxing

TAX THEM BACK TO THE STONE AGE

The Curtis LeMay phrase "bomb them back into the Stone Age" implies a fierce attack that utterly destroys its target's infrastructure, forcing its survivors to revert to primitive technology in order to survive.

UK political parties might not use the phrase "tax them back to the Stone Age" in public, but there does seem to be an increasing alliance between the Government and Opposition Parties to use taxation as the ultimate weapon of choice to fight modern social ills. Small time "one issue" pressure groups, PR companies and lobbyists all contribute to the political panic "tax action plan", because not to act or tax is seen as a weakness.

Meanwhile, recent revelations that ONE POINT SEVEN BILLION POUNDS (£1,700,000,000) of taxpayers money has been overpaid to General Practitioners and mostly used to "top-up" personal wages has dropped out of the headlines.

Billion may refer to either of two numbers: 1,000,000,000 (number), one thousand million or 1,000,000,000,000 (number), one million, million. No clear guidance has yet been given regarding which billion has been used in the over payment of GPs.

Researchers have found even primitive man had to pay a high rate of tax on each "kill" brought back to camp, sometimes up to 95% of the meat would be taken from him. Modern man has around 48% of earnings taken either at source or by stealth taxes, but don't worry; politicians are working hard to retrograde your standard of living back to Stone Age levels.


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Amalfi: History, Spectacular Scenery and Attractions

Destinations - European Destinations

Written by Passaporto

Amalfi
is the main town of the Costiera Amalfitana, the spectacular stretch of
coastline on the southern side of the Sorrentine Peninsula of Italy. The first
view of the town is unforgettable, with its tightly packed pastel-coloured
villas and palaces clinging to the cliffside and steep alleyways and steps that
wind down from the higher part of the town into the fishing port and shingle
beach below. An independent republic from the seventh century until 1075, Amalfi
rivalled Pisa and Genoa for prosperity and maritime importance, and its golden
age is symbolised by its stunning cathedral: its Arab-Norman facade dominates
the Piazza Duomo, the unofficial town centre that is always pulsating with
people. Today it is an important tourist destination together with other towns
on the same coast, and is included in the UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

The Amalfi coast is famed for its production of Limoncello liqueur and
home-made paper used throughout Italy for wedding invitations, visiting cards
and elegant writing paper.

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The Amalfi Drive: Salerno, Vietri sul Mare, Maiori and Minori

Destinations - European Destinations

Written by Passaporto

The
Amalfi Coast (Costiera Amalfitana) from Sorrento to Salerno is
one of Europe's most beautiful stretches of coastline, and the scenic corniche
road that winds precariously along it, is justly famous as one of the world's
most hair-raising and most scenic motoring experiences.

From the East, the Amalfi Drive begins at Salerno, one of
the most active ports of the Tyrrhenian Sea. The city's historical and cultural
tradition dates back to Roman times, and it was the seat of the oldest
university in Europe, the Schola Medica Salernitana. In more modem times it is
best remembered for the Allied troops landing on its beaches, during the second
world war. Salerno isn't a tourist town, but it's a very sociable and lively
place with plenty of street life and an intriguing choice of eating places, and
makes a good base to explore Mediterranean culture and the fascinating
landscapes of the Amalfi Coast. While in the area, a must-see to the east of
Salerno is Paestum, which is one of the most important archaeological sites in
the county, containing see some of the best preserved Greek ruins, architecture
and monuments.

After leaving Salerno, the Amalfi drive passes through Vietri sul
Mare, a lovely seaside town famous for its handmade ceramic tiles and
pottery, before reaching the bustling resort of Maiori and the
small picturesque town of Minori.

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